We are not concerned with life’s trivialities. Office culture, spreadsheets, board meetings, political debate, the hustle - not for us. If it is not done in the name of relaxation we are simply not interested.

All those things (and the people who take them seriously) are in our satirical sights. No, we do not want to watch a clip from your favourtie human-optimization podcast. No, we do not want to ‘discuss strategy’. No, we will not ‘circle back’. We will circle onwards and forward to wherever lunch is being served, and we’re taking the homies with us. Your email did not find us well, it found us on our way out.